My New Politically Incorrect Rant

In my new-found quest to remove the barriers created by the politically correct morons of our time, I am feeling a little chippy tonight and thought I would write a powerful and direct to the point rant. So I sat down and wrote this instead! I hope you enjoy it.

1.       When President Obama was first elected President he promised a transparent and open government the likes we have all wanted and not seen in this country; however, his Royal Transparency has once again missed the date to submit his annual Budget to the congress. Nothing like missing a constitutionally mandated requirement four out of five years that he has been in office. But with all his transparency, it’s really not necessary to worry about the legalities of everything.

Did someone just here a drone fly by?

2.       President Obama also promised the most color blind, all inclusive cabinet in the history of the presidentdom (I just coined a new word). To be honest, he tried hard his first term. Of course George W. Bush holds the record for minority appointments closely followed by Bill Clinton. But Barack has made up for that shortfall by nominating all white men this time around.……… Hmmm, heartwarming!!

3.       The Coalition for American-Islamic Relations, CAIR for short, was eight ways of upset with the Coca-Cola television ad from the Super Bowl. Their spokesmen got on all manner of airwaves to say how upset Islamic folks were with the proliferation of the stereotype of Arabs riding Camels and such. Of course his complaints sound credible until you realize CAIR is an organization of like almost 400 people founded by three members of the Islamic Association of Palestine, who has had a hard time since being reportedly linked with other groups raising money for Hamas. You remember Hamas, that silly group trying to destroy Israel and all traces of Western Civilization. Personally, I thought the Vegas showgirls in the ad were awesome!!

4.       Warning for smokers, Under ObamaCare your health insurance is going to go up by 50% according to various insurance companies and the Government Accountability Office. Woo-Hoo, Now to get after those pesky drinkers!!

5.       So let me get this straight. Most illegal aliens come to America because they are looking for a better life and don’t trust government – RIGHT! So as part of the “Pathway” to citizenship proposed by the President and Congress (aka the government), these same people have to turn themselves in, pay their back taxes plus a fine, and then get in the back of the immigration line. GEE, with their trust, or distrust of government I wonder how many of these folks will get past step number one – BRILLIANT!!

6.       Bouncy lip-synced the National Anthem at the Inauguration and sung at the Super Bowl. I could have cared less about her lip-syncing but after listening to her sing live at the Super Bowl, I think she should have lip-synced there too.

7.       Mr. Global-Warming himself, Al Gore has sold his liberal-spewing Current TV to the Al Jazeera, the network built by the oil-rich global warmers and used for terrorist propaganda proliferation! On the Bright side for old Al, now he has an estimated fortune in the neighborhood of $300 million; or about $70 million more than Mitt Romney – But who’s counting!!

Well that’s all for tonight. Have a nice sleep as you ponder my politically incorrect wisdom!!

Night Y’all,

Bill

Texas Football’s Legislative Loser of the Week

Rep. Ryan Guillen
(Texas House District 31)

So let’s get this straight. Apparently all the ducks of Texas legislative affairs are in a proverbial row to the extent that we can start worrying about the trivial issues affecting our great state.

Without using political parties in this post, State Representative Ryan Guillen (HD-31) who represents almost the entire rural area south of San Antonio has filed what apparently amounts to be the most influential piece of legislation of this session. In his own words, “I think the people of Texas want a game, and we’re trying to get them one.”

Have you guessed what this genius filed as his earth-shattering piece of legislation? Yes, he filed House Bill 778 which would seek to force the University of Texas and Texas A&M to renew their rivalry in college football. His bill deals out the punishment of losing all their scholarships should one of the teams not agree to participate. Apparently that is the life-affirming necessity that all of us Texans require for proper stability of our cooperative equilibriums.

Regardless of where you stand on whether other former conference foes have a game with Texas A&M, that is an irrelevant point in this discussion. The point here is that we as a state, and especially in the country, are in need of serious legislators who are in Austin to properly legislate the state and not there to put up ridiculous shots at sad ending to a once-proud rivalry. Whether the University of Texas ever agrees to play Texas A&M again is solely and completely up to them. The state House of Representatives is not the place to settle that.

During a typical legislative session there are thousands of items of legislation that are filed in the Texas House alone and roughly only four months to settle them all. So regardless of whether this is a serious bill or just a symbolic attempt to make a point, the time in which the Texas legislature is in session is short and there is no time for these sort of idiotic and petty measures.

That is the reason that Representative Ryan Guillen wins this week’s Legislative Loser of the Week.

Congratulations,

Bill