In my
new-found quest to remove the barriers created by the politically correct
morons of our time, I am feeling a little chippy tonight and thought I would
write a powerful and direct to the point rant. So I sat down and wrote this
instead! I hope you enjoy it.
1.
When President Obama was first elected President
he promised a transparent and open government the likes we have all wanted and
not seen in this country; however, his Royal Transparency has once again missed
the date to submit his annual Budget to the congress. Nothing like missing a constitutionally
mandated requirement four out of five years that he has been in office. But
with all his transparency, it’s really not necessary to worry about the
legalities of everything.
Did someone just here a drone fly by?
2.
President Obama also promised the most color blind,
all inclusive cabinet in the history of the presidentdom (I just coined a new
word). To be honest, he tried hard his first term. Of course George W. Bush
holds the record for minority appointments closely followed by Bill Clinton.
But Barack has made up for that shortfall by nominating all white men this time
around.……… Hmmm, heartwarming!!
3.
The Coalition for American-Islamic Relations,
CAIR for short, was eight ways of upset with the Coca-Cola television ad from
the Super Bowl. Their spokesmen got on all manner of airwaves to say how upset Islamic
folks were with the proliferation of the stereotype of Arabs riding Camels and
such. Of course his complaints sound credible until you realize CAIR is an
organization of like almost 400 people founded by three members of the Islamic
Association of Palestine, who has had a hard time since being reportedly linked
with other groups raising money for Hamas. You remember Hamas, that silly group
trying to destroy Israel and all traces of Western Civilization. Personally, I
thought the Vegas showgirls in the ad were awesome!!
4.
Warning for smokers, Under ObamaCare your health
insurance is going to go up by 50% according to various insurance companies and
the Government Accountability Office. Woo-Hoo, Now to get after those pesky
drinkers!!
5.
So let me get this straight. Most illegal aliens
come to America because they are looking for a better life and don’t trust
government – RIGHT! So as part of the “Pathway” to citizenship proposed by the President
and Congress (aka the government), these same people have to turn themselves in,
pay their back taxes plus a fine, and then get in the back of the immigration line.
GEE, with their trust, or distrust of government I wonder how many of these
folks will get past step number one – BRILLIANT!!
6.
Bouncy lip-synced the National Anthem at the
Inauguration and sung at the Super Bowl. I could have cared less about her
lip-syncing but after listening to her sing live at the Super Bowl, I think she
should have lip-synced there too.
7.
Mr. Global-Warming himself, Al Gore has sold his
liberal-spewing Current TV to the Al Jazeera, the network built by the
oil-rich global warmers and used for terrorist propaganda proliferation! On the
Bright side for old Al, now he has an estimated fortune in the neighborhood of
$300 million; or about $70 million more than Mitt Romney – But who’s counting!!
Well that’s
all for tonight. Have a nice sleep as you ponder my politically incorrect
wisdom!!
Night Y’all,
Bill
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